The Golden Peen Of Glory…

Okay, so initially I was only vaguely aware of the gift that the lovely Strawberry Singh had sent to the sweet Harlow Heslop. But the my dear friend (and fellow Venutian chicken creature lover) Lindsay showed me sneak peeks of her challenge pics that this gift had inspired. And thus, my desire to partake in Harlow’s Golden Peen contest was born. But I can’t do these sorts of things without a great deal of thought and (I like to think) creativity, so here is the “story” of the Golden Peen of Glory.

Rosalie Bouscario and I were walking on a beach. It was a lovely day… the weather was perfect. I was wearing my cute pink halter bikini from Sleeping Koala, and she had on her skimpy Hyper Culture bikini from days long past (she’s just bragging about how she can still wear it, tbh). We looked as hot as we felt in the summer sun. So, we wandered to the water’s edge, with every intention of taking a dip to cool off. Suddenly, we saw a giant, glowing, golden silhouette. We couldn’t quite make out what it was, so we wandered closer. Much to our amazement, it was a giant golden penis!

Baffled, but oddly enchanted we felt compelled to bow before it in worship. After all, this must be a gift from the gods. Maybe a sex god… but I digress. We felt it was only proper to show respect to the Golden Peen of Glory. We took our positions before its shimmering lust inspiring sparkle and I captured the moment forever in this picture.

Golden Peen Contest

But I was too enchanted. I wanted too much, too deeply. I sneaked back to the beach after Rosa had logged for the night. I took the Golden Peen of Glory home (lemme tell ya, carrying that thing wasn’t easy… thank the gods for TPs). We bonded over popcorn. Yes, I said popcorn. I sat it down on my adorable Cheeky Pea sofa, and we snuggled. We became very close that night. It was truly special…

Golden Peen Contest

And then Rosa surreptitiously came back online and popped in for a visit… and caught me in the act (of sharing popcorn, you pervs!). I was horrified and deeply ashamed. But really, what girl could resist the urge to better know this gift of the gods? Can you blame me?

Golden Peen Contest

But Rosa convinced me that a Golden Peen of Glory is not meant to be kept captive… so I returned it to the sea, and with a prayer of thanks to the gods that had blessed us with such a miracle, said goodbye. It was a sad moment, but I understand that this is one golden phallus that I just can’t keep (erm, not that I’ve ever kept a gold phallus or anything like that).

Golden Peen Contest

So long, my glittering friend… I will miss your shiny, sexy siren’s song.


PS. The facts of this story may be slightly exaggerated and altered for the sake of entertainment. No penises were harmed in the making of this blog post. Also, you can get your own full perms, Golden Peen of Glory here for just L$15!


Pic 1
On Lucie
Skin: Izzie’s – Dailyn – Sunkissed
Hair: Elikatira – Breeze – Red 09 (tinted)
Bikini: Sleeping Koala – Halter Bikini – Pink
Pose: Embody – Submit 4

On Rosa
Skin: Belleza – Lily – Group Gift
Hair: Truth – Evelyn – Coffee
Bikini – Hyper Culture (no longer available)
Pose: Embody – Submit 3

Pics 2 & 3
Skin: Izzie’s – Dailyn – Sunkissed
Hair: Elikatira – Never – Red 11 (VIP GIFT – Tinted)
Top: Tres Blah – V-Neck tee – White
Jeans: Tres Blah – JuJu – Paint Splatters
Couch: Cheeky Pea – Briarwood Sofa

Pic 4
On Lucie
Skin: Izzie’s – Dailyn – Sunkissed
Hair: Elikatira – Breeze – Red 09 (tinted)
Bikini: Sleeping Koala – Halter Bikini – Pink
Flip Flops: Maitreya – Lucid
Pose: Embody – Submit 5

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